Scared the Shit Out of Me Quote With Baby
Should We Scare the Shit Out of Our Kids? | |
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Released | Oct 22, 2013 |
Running Time | 9:32 |
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(The 2013 Nostalgia-Ween opening)
NC: Hi, I'chiliad the Nostalgia Critic. I recall information technology so you don't have to. Why practise we like to scare the shit out of our kids?
(Clips from various forms of media are shown as "The Night on Bald Mount" by Pocket-sized Mussorgsky plays throughout the video)
NC (vo): In particular, I'm talking about kids' movies. (A prune of Barney the Dinosaur is shown) Aye, nosotros got a lot of things that are bright, bubbly, and don't take anything the least fleck threatening in them. (Dorsum to film clips) Only so we have movies like Return to Oz...
(A scary moment from that movie is shown)
NC (vo): Coraline...
(Scary moments from that movie are shown)
Other Mother: You're going to stay here...forever.
NC (vo): Matilda...
(Scary moments from that movie are shown)
Miss Trunchbull: Would lilliputian Brucey come up hither, please?
(Scary moments from Disney films like Fantasia, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Ichabod and Mr. Toad are shown)
NC (vo): And, of course, a countless amount from several Disney blithe features.
(The Headless Horseman laughs while Ichabod looks inside him and freaks out. The Disney logo is shown above that scene, along with the NC humming that Disney logo tune. Dorsum to various movie clips. To avoid reminding readers what the clips are all the fourth dimension, here'south the list of the main forms of clips shown throughout the video: Ichabod and Mr. Toad, Fantasia, Return to Oz, ParaNorman, Coraline, and Monster Business firm. Other films that volition be mentioned or shown by NC after will pop into the mix throughout too)
NC (vo): Some of these films accept warranted PG ratings; but others, more often than not in Disney'south case, even so seem to get abroad with a Thousand rating, meaning scenes similar this...
(A scary scene from Snowfall White is shown, showing Snow White running through a scary woods)
NC (vo): ...or this...
(A scary scene from Pinocchio is shown, showing Lampwick turning into a ass before Pinocchio'south eyes)
Lampwick: MAMA!!
NC (vo): ...have been deemed child-friendly for boys and girls of all ages.
NC: Bullshit! This fuck scares me even now!
(Back to film clips)
NC (vo): And then why are and then many scary moments not shied away from in so many kids' films? Isn't the idea of showing your kids a movie either to educate or just keep them happily entertained for a bit? Scenes like these, virtually kids would either cry or piss their pants at! And so why are they in so many family movies? And more chiefly, how come we're really not that bothered by it?
(Images of various Grimm's Fairy Tales are shown)
NC (vo): Going way back to the famous Grimm's Fairy Tales, nigh stories intended for children seemed to focus on the extreme nighttime and the extreme vehement. Yeah, when y'all read the original Red Riding Hood or Hansel and Gretel, you'll notice they're pretty fucked up. But at the very least, albeit in kind of a twisted way, they were used to scare many kids into remembering whatever life lesson information technology was trying to teach. Don't trust strangers, don't be too selfish, etc. Then scaring kids to get a point across isn't anything new.
(Clips from Snow White are shown)
NC (vo): While some claim that Disney's renditions of these fairy tales is what sucked out the harshness from future tellings of it, still take a wait at some of this imagery from, say, Snow White, their showtime animated characteristic.
(The scene of the Evil Queen being slowly turned into the Old Hag is shown)
NC (vo): This is still pretty intense for little kids! (Clips from Pluto's Judgement Twenty-four hours are shown) And, like I said before, Disney has never been a company that shied abroad from the scary moments. Merely what makes these moments fifty-fifty stranger than something like Grimm'south Fairy Tales is that these aren't used to teach kids any lessons. They're commonly there just to emphasize how threatening the villains are or how frightening the world tin exist.
NC: Hell, in some kids' movies, fifty-fifty that's not needed!
(The famous tunnel scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Mill is shown)
NC (vo): I still don't know what the purpose of that freaky tunnel from Willy Wonka was all nigh! The manager said information technology was merely to give a hint that there was something kind of off and creepy virtually the chocolate manufactory.
Wonka: Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? (Jump-cut to him screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
NC (vo): This isn't a hint, this is a fucking jackhammer of terror into your caput!
(An image of a kid existence scared by Santa Claus is shown)
NC (vo): But even then, the truth is you can get across fear to a child with very little. Because they're then immature, information technology doesn't accept that much to intimidate them.
(Back to film clips, with i prune from The Polar Limited being put into the mix)
NC (vo): Still so many films get to such extremes to make sure you lot don't forget the frightening moments, even if it's not teaching anything and the residual of the film is completely upbeat and friendly.
NC: And then, why take them in at that place?
(A scary moment from Who Framed Roger Rabbit is shown, before showing posters and images from the two Alien movies)
NC (vo): Well, I started to think back to when I was petty watching some of these scary scenes. Every once in a while, I hit something that was a little too intense for me, but to be fair, that was normally a PG-13 or R-rated movie.
(Dorsum to motion-picture show clips, with the famous scary sequence from Dumbo and a scary scene from The Brave Little Toaster added into the mix)
NC (vo): But the quote/unquote "family-friendly shit-your-pants" moments I constitute I was scared past, but I still kept watching them. Non but that, I found I watched them a lot. I loved Return to Oz as a kid, I adored the Headless Horseman, I really enjoyed those creepy Disney moments I both dreaded and looked forward to at the same time. Never once did I ever plow off the TV.
NC: So I started to ask myself, "What did I like virtually them?"
NC (vo): I found there were three things I felt when watching those moments. One was an adrenaline blitz.
(Various images of kids playing are shown)
NC (vo): Kids like to be excited. That'southward why they imagine adventures to keep and new dangers to go upwards against. Information technology's thrilling and fun, information technology's all part of being a kid.
(Dorsum to film clips)
NC (vo): And putting yourself in these extreme dangers leads me to the second emotion I felt: hope.
(As NC speaks, the scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, showing Eddie Valiant defeating Guess Doom, is shown)
NC (vo): We're ever used to seeing the heroes in great peril, and the greater the peril, the more you want to see the hero exit of information technology, and the more than menacing and scary the things the main character has to become through are, the more you'll appreciate the happy ending that most kids' films delivered.
(Clips from several Don Bluth movies, mainly An American Tail, are shown)
NC (vo): You can see this a lot in many Don Bluth movies. It was rumored that he used to say you tin testify anything to a child as long as information technology has a happy ending. And oddly enough, I think at that place is some truth to that. An American Tail, for instance, has a lot of scary imagery and a lot of intense moments. In fact, it's the majority of the friggin' moving-picture show! But past God, doesn't it feel so good at the terminate when information technology's all over? Isn't that family reuniting simply the most joyful thing you ever saw afterwards being put through so much hardship?
(Scenes from Robert Zemeckis' version of A Christmas Carol are shown)
NC (vo): But the undercover to making that work is balancing the scares out, and sometimes, too many night moments tin work confronting a movie's intentions. Disney's Christmas Carol with Jim Carrey, while non an awful movie, relishes so much in the dark moments that it frequently forgets to let united states of america savor the happy ones. (Images from the volume are shown briefly) Christmas Carol is a dark story, but it balances information technology out with plenty of scenes relishing in the blithesome spirit of humanity. Here, the night moments are and so heavy that the joyful moments are near glanced over, and so it just turns into overkill.
(Clips from Coraline are shown once more)
NC (vo): At present something like Coraline, oddly enough, balances it out amend because, despite the character certainly having her selfish moments, we can see what a practiced-hearted soul she is and how much she loves her family and what they hateful to her. And on top of that, there are plenty of upbeat, whimsical moments, besides. So even though it has many scary elements, information technology still delivers a pleasant only also intense experience.
(Dorsum to clips from An American Tail)
NC (vo): Even Fievel in An American Tail, he's a very simple, positive, upbeat character. He'southward the one you follow and pulls you through all these tough, scary things you have to get by.
NC: And I estimate that brings me to the concluding emotion I felt whenever I watched a scary moment equally a kid: the appreciation of being challenged.
(A mixture of both the flick clips, and clips from preschool shows, are shown)
NC (vo): We're never gonna run out of vivid, simplistic stuff for kids. Information technology's all over the place, and with expert reason. We want to see our kids live happy and optimistic lives, blah-blah-apathetic-apathetic-blah. But when something does come forth that'due south unlike or even a little threatening, at that place is kind of this intrigue.
(Images of what's nigh to be mentioned are shown)
NC (vo): As a child, yous ask yourself, "Why isn't Undercover of NIMH talking to me similar how Barney talks to me? Why isn't ParaNorman talking to me the same way Dora the Explorer talks to me?"
(Back to film clips)
NC (vo): I retrieve there'southward definitely times, whether kids realize it or not, when they want something more unsafe and fifty-fifty questioning put in front of them. Kids know there's things they're non going to understand early in life. That'southward why they ask their parents then many things. They ask considering in that location'southward a marvel to find out about them, and oftentimes times, we forget it's an emotional journey.
(Diverse children's books, and images of kids being scared and emotional, are shown)
NC (vo): These aren't the aforementioned challenges that a lot of learning programs are putting forward, similar learning letters and numbers, it's challenging kids with feelings that they've perchance never felt before, and bringing those feelings into their awareness. If annihilation, they testify information technology's all right to be afraid, that it'due south a normal office of life, and the more you tin understand it or even confront information technology, the better off you lot'll probably be.
(Back to clips of Coraline)
NC (vo): Now does this mean every kid should see something as intense as Coraline? Well, it depends on the kid. Every child is going to be afraid of something different and is going to deal with information technology at their own step. What a certain three-year-old could watch with great excitement, a certain seven-year-sometime could still exist closing their eyes at.
(Images of roller coasters are shown)
NC (vo): It's like roller coasters. You can commonly tell by looking at them which one you lot can probably handle and which one you probably can't. Simply y'all're however given that selection of subjecting yourself to that fear.
(Back to pic clips)
NC (vo): Yous know what? Kids should, too. Parents can, of class, help out their children in discovering what they're ready to have on and what they're non, but information technology's important to teach that being afraid is not something to exist ashamed of. Scary moments are just another part of life, and how nosotros deal with them is very, very important. Scares are good for you for children, equally long every bit it's moderation. Information technology can be used to claiming, educate, and even strengthen. If we choose to go along all the fearsome threatening things abroad from our kids, they'll never understand how the world works. So fiddling scenes like this dropped in every one time in a while, if carefully done, I think are really very welcomed additions. They forcefulness kids to question without beingness paranoid, allowing them to be cautious without being terrified, making them realize that there are scary things in the world, merely there's also a lot of adept things, too. So, as long equally frightening moments is being done for 1 of those reasons, I personally say at that place's absolutely nil wrong with scaring the shit out of your kids.
(The Headless Horseman is shown throwing his pumpkin at the camera)
NC: Especially if nosotros all know that these things are not gonna scare us years later. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remem--
(The Headless Horseman all of a sudden appears once again and laughs, causing NC to shriek and run out of the room. The credits roll)
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